The best moustache since Tom Selleck.

... IS GONE.

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how my dad shaved off all of his facial hair.

Seriously.

He did it.

I go by to see him today to pick up some rad t-shirts that I'm collecting in my arsenal of rad t-shirts and I go upstairs and sure enough, no moustache. Now, for all of you who have known my father for a long time, you've never known him to not have a moustache. Well, neither had I. In my entire life, I've never seen him without his lip caterpillar. No more moustache rides for moms. (Brad, that was just nasty) Seriously, it's like I stepped through my front door into Bizarro world. I was half-expecting my mom to come home as a midget with size 23 shoes. Wait til you see it... it's like the world's in perfect harmony. He's officially retired and he's officially clean shaven. What an unpredictable ladykiller...

A NEW FEATURE: IHBFM

A new feature of the blog is going to be added. It's called, 'I Hear Brad Freebases Music' (IHBFM). To your left where 'Songs I've Been Listening To' used to reside will be a list of the songs on my most recent mix CD (it would be a tape, but I know you damn jokers don't have a cassette deck). Well, if you want it, you got it. Just check out what's on the mix and shoot me an email letting me know what you want and where to send it. I'll cover the cost of shipping and the CD. You cover the cost of listening and perhaps a thank you hummer. Unless you're a dude. Then you can just buy me a beer, dance with two cell phones like it's a rave, or recite Brett's Flag Day poem at a large Republican event. Whichever you'd prefer.

Flag Day

You know what they have at Flag Day celebrations? Parades.

You know what are really fun? Parades.

Do you know what that makes Flag Day? Fun.

This is what we call deductive reasoning and this is something I learned from my friend Brett's poem. Flag Day has parades. Parades are fun. Therefore, Flag Day must be fun.

Just something you all should think about next time you're stepping out of the house without an American flag pin, not saying the Pledge of Allegiance, or butchering the National Anthem without your hand over your heart. Sinners....